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():nerd jokes (650): The fags


Posted by Mandy B on 13-Aug-2005

The fags

One day this guy pisses in an other guys ear and he gives him a tally wacker!LOL stupidness
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Pastys


Posted by Winter L. Santiaga on 13-Aug-2005

Pastys

There once was a cornish pasty on one side of the road.On the other side of the road was another pasty.the cornish pasty says to the other pasty "hello jimmy!" The other pasty says"me names not jimmy stupid its beefy"
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Return too sender


Posted by Dennis's on 13-Aug-2005

Return too sender

paddy goes too the ticket office at the train station and says too the teller, can i have a day return please, she says where too,and paddy says for fok sake back here u daft cunt!!!
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Confusion


Posted by Brian Mac on 13-Aug-2005

Confusion

How do you confuse an idiot?

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():nerd jokes (650): The school building


Posted by Lynox Norman on 13-Aug-2005
The school building
What has four legs and can jump as high as a school building.

A dead horse.

   

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():nerd jokes (650): 3 MEN ONE WAS DAMN STUPID


Posted by SweeTooth on 13-Aug-2005
3 MEN ONE WAS DAMN STUPID
THERE R THREE MEN THAT DIE.GOD SAYS HE WILL GIVE ANOTHER LIFE IF THEY JUMP OF A MOUNATAIN AND SAY SOMETHING THEY WILL BECOME THAT THING.THE FIRST ONE SAYS AIRPLANE AND FLYS AWAY.THE SECOND ONE SAYS BIRD AND FLYS AWAY.THE THIRD ONE THINKS VERY HARD.HE RUNS.HE TRIPS AND SAYS OH CRAP AND TURN IN TO CRAP.
   

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