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| Posted by Alexqd on 09-Aug-2005 | The Fastest CamelA man had traveled into town after several weeks in the desert with his trusty camel. The camel had been his sole companion for years but eventually, time had slowed the poor beast down.
The man was considering getting a new camel when he saw a sign outside of a store advertising the following:
WE MAKE YOUR CAMELS TRAVEL FASTER. GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
The man looks at his camel and decides to give it a shot. He goes in the store with his camel and the vendor asks him," What can I do for you?".
"Well, sir," the man replies, " I noticed your sign and I'm interested in your help. You see my camel's been slowing down a bit and I don't really want to trade him in for a new one."
The vendor says, "That won't be necessary here. We make your camels run faster. It's guaranteed."
"O.K. Let's do it."
The vendor says," Please pull your camel over this way onto the platform."
While the man is steadying his camel onto the platform, the vendor disappears into another room and returns with two large bricks.
"Stand back," he cautions the traveler.
The vendor goes behind the camel with bricks in hand, and smashes the camel's balls.
The camel runs out of the place like a bat out of hell.
"Wow!," said the man,"That's the fastest I've seen him run in years! But how am I going to reach him now?"
The vendor says with a smile,"Please step onto the platform, sir."
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| Posted by Garbett on 09-Aug-2005 | Got a Tiny TicketThere was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.
At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets.
So when the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself.
The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub."
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| Posted by Sexbabe on 09-Aug-2005 | Train CrashRoy is applying for a high paying executive job at the railroad and during the interview, an inspector asks him, "What would you do if you saw two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"
Roy says, "I would switch one train to another track."
"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"Then I??™d use the manual lever." answers Roy.
"What if that had been struck by lightning?" asks the inspector.
"I??™d use the phone to call the next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"I??™d use the public phone near the station."
"What if that had been vandalized?"
"If that happened," Roy answers, " I'd run home and get Carla. "
The inspector asked, "Why would you do that?"
"Because Carla has never seen a train crash."
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