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| Posted by sweet thang i on 11-Aug-2005 | The Final AnswerA chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning
against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile
on its face.
The egg, looking decidedly unhappy, grabs the sheet and rolls over
and says, "Well, I guess we finally know the answer to THAT
question!"
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| Posted by Dayna E. Bias on 11-Aug-2005 | Apple DiscussionA husband apple and a wife apple were having a discussion.
"Honey, you seem upset..." said the husband apple to his wife apple.
"Yes dear, I am." she replied.
"What is the matter?" he asked.
The wife apple would not say what the matter was and she kept hesitating.
Finally, the husband apple got very upset, and demanded to his wife apple, "You better tell me what is wrong! I want to get to the CORE of things!"
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| Posted by Betsy on 11-Aug-2005 | Ode To BeanThere was a young girl named Maxine
Who found a new use for the bean.
As a vaginal bearing
She found it long-wearing,
And it varied her fucking routine.
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| Posted by ryanstilesgirl on 09-Aug-2005 | Improving fry cooking timeIn January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Argonne National Laboratory's helping McDonald's to find a way to speed up french frying. A team headed by physicist Tuncer Kuzay, who interrupted his work on advanced photons, placed sensors inside the frozen fries and was able to design special frying baskets to deal with the effect of steam created by melting ice crystals and to cut 30 to 40 seconds off each batch's frying time.
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():food jokes (113): A practical joke involving jello |
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| Posted by J W on 09-Aug-2005 | A practical joke involving jelloHere's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:
A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring. One would think that a flavorless food would not be at all difficult to swallow, but believe me, from the looks of people who inserted cold masses of gelatinous glop into a mouth that was expecting sweets, the experience is unexplainably horrifying! Some claimed to be nauseated by the feel of it; others politely swallowed.
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| Posted by Lewis W. Winn on 09-Aug-2005 | Food one-linerThe snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
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