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():funny laws (94): The first rule of intelligent tinkering...


Posted by Scott Johnson on 07-Aug-2005

The first rule of intelligent tinkering...

The first rule of intelligent tinkering

Save all the parts.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by TigerFly on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by ryan t. dehuff on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Eleventh Law of Computing...


Posted by Matt Reed on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Eleventh Law of Computing...

Murphy's Eleventh Law of Computing

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by daguydude dada on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.

   

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():funny laws (94): When the going gets tough, everyone leaves....


Posted by J S. M on 07-Aug-2005
When the going gets tough, everyone leaves....

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

   

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