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| Posted by Raven Walkus on 07-Aug-2005 | The great secret of success is to go through...The great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer
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():funny quotes (263): I found out why cats drink out of the toilet.... |
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| Posted by Cordelia Montgomery-Williams on 07-Aug-2005 | I found out why cats drink out of the toilet....I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me
it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother
know THAT?
- Wendy Liebman
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():funny quotes (263): "I love the lines the men use to get us into... |
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| Posted by Briman B. Briman on 07-Aug-2005 | "I love the lines the men use to get us into..."I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put
it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?"
- Beverly Mickins (American comedienne)
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| Posted by JoJo C on 07-Aug-2005 | Always pull up survey stakes....Always pull up survey stakes.
- George Hayduke
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():funny quotes (263): "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.... |
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| Posted by dave gammell on 07-Aug-2005 | "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart...."The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
- Ernest Menaul
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():funny quotes (263): Due to the shape of the North American Elk's... |
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| Posted by Jokester Man on 07-Aug-2005 | Due to the shape of the North American Elk's...Due to the shape of the North American Elk's esophagus. even if it
could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna.
- Cliff Clavin, Cheers
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