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| Posted by Kailee J. Spencer on 11-Aug-2005 | The Incredible Golf BallTwo Golfers were approaching the first tee.
The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf ball out of his bag.
"Use this one - You can't lose it!"
His friend replies, "What do you mean you can't lose it?!!"
The first man replies, "I'm serious, you can't lose it.
If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it."
Obviously, his friend doesn't believe him, but he shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced. The friend says, "Wow! That's incredible! Where did you get that ball?"
The man replies, "I found it."
(Think about it... it'll come to you
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| Posted by Matt A. Fennell on 11-Aug-2005 | Sid and Barney play golfSid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes. Sid offers Barney, "let's say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day." Barney agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th hole, Barney is ahead by 1 stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.
"Help me find my ball, you look over there," he says to Sid. After 5 minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost ball carries a four-point penalty, Barney pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces triumphantly.
Sid looks at him forlornly, "After all the years we've been friends, you'd cheat me on golf for a measly five bucks?!?"
"What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!"
"And a liar, too!!!" Sid says with amazement.
"I'll have you know I've been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!"
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| Posted by Ryan Warden on 11-Aug-2005 | O.J., Elway, and Modell?Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?
A: They all killed the Browns!
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| Posted by mandy on 11-Aug-2005 | Golf JokeSuggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:
Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
Form a loose grip.
Keep your head down.
Avoid a quick backswing.
Stay out of the water.
Try not to hit anyone.
If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
Don't stand directly in front of others.
Quiet please!... while others are preparing to go.
Don't take extra strokes.
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| Posted by michelle someone on 11-Aug-2005 | Vikings in a Dome.Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?
Because even God can't stand to watch!
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| Posted by Hector R. Cruz on 11-Aug-2005 | The Pope and the RamsWhat do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?
They both feature 3 million people saying 'Jesus Christ!'
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