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| Posted by Angie Baby on 10-Aug-2005 | The Lion Sleeps TonightThe Weenie Whacker Song
To the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
In the bedroom...the quiet bedroom
The Bobbitt sleeps tonight...
In the kitchen...the downstairs kitchen
Loraina grabs her knife...
(chorus)
Weenie wacker weenie wacker
Weenie wacker weenie wacker
Slashed his pee pee...his tiny pee pee
It left a nasty scar
Stuck his rocket into her pocket
And drove off in the car...
(repeat chorus)
Out the window...the Nissan window
She threw his shuttlecock
Then the cops came and found the unit
And outlined it with chalk...
(repeat chorus until sent to your room)
In the cooler...the Playmate cooler
They packed it up real tight
the doctor patched it...and reattached it
It still don't work quite right...
(repeat chorus until spanked)
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| Posted by Zack Kirton on 12-Aug-2005 | Tea TimeSomething to ponder... Do the workers at the Lipton factory get a
coffee break?
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| Posted by Samantha kicks arse on 13-Aug-2005 | Da niggawhat do you if its the middle of the night and you see your TV floating in the air?
You say"drop it nigga!!!!"
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| Posted by Vegitto on 13-Aug-2005 | Moma in the toiletyour momma is so stupid she locked herself in the toilet and peed her pants
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| Posted by Sucha Dog on 08-Aug-2005 | Aunt CarolA Teacher was trying to get her class to pay attention the last few days of school so she came up with a project that her students had to go home and make their parents tell them a story and have a moral to it. The next day all the kids had great stories and then Jimmy raised his hand and the teacher asked him if he had a story and he said you bet"Its about my Aunt Carol,she was a pilot flying over Iraq and she got shot down and all she had was a pistol,a knife and a bottle of wisky! so she quickly drank the bottle of wisky because she figured she fall into a group of Iraqies! So,sure enough she fell into a group of 12 Iraqies,she shot 9 of them with her pistol,2 of them with her knife until it broke and strangled 1 with her bare hands" and asked if it had a moral to it and he said "You bet, don't mess with my Aunt Carol when she is drinking."
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| Posted by J Burns on 12-Aug-2005 | Paper or Plastic?One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paper
or Plastic" and the man said, "Uh...paper I guess."
Then the bagger boy said your total is $56.35.
The man took out his wallet and said "Real or Counterfeit".
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