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():nerd jokes (650): The man that fell in the river


Posted by Bryce m. Reineman on 13-Aug-2005

The man that fell in the river

a man was walking allong a river back and he sliped and he fell in so this guy called george pulled him to the edge of the river and ten muinets later the medics got him the started giving him mouth to mouth and george was still watching half an hour past and water was still coming out of tis guys mouth an hour later water was still coming out of this guys mouth so george says "try taking his arse out of the water"
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Sad stuff


Posted by Kayne j. Ryan on 13-Aug-2005

Sad stuff

Q. what do you call a dog with no legs and a metal willy?

A. SPARKY
   

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():nerd jokes (650): B @ Q


Posted by Aimeekat on 13-Aug-2005

B @ Q

started fighting the other day walked into B and Q guy says to me do you want decking so i fucking smacked him
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Three Blondes And A Brunette


Posted by Tara A. Lindenmuth on 13-Aug-2005

Three Blondes And A Brunette

One day,3 blondes and a brunette were hanging
over a cliff from a rope that could only hold
3 people,the brunette said,I will let go!.
And the three blondes started clapping.
   

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():nerd jokes (650): RUMOR: Big business merger pending


Posted by Notum on 13-Aug-2005
RUMOR: Big business merger pending
We wish to repeat an interesting business rumor.
If this one pans out, remember that you saw it
here first.
It is widely rumored today on the internet
that United Parcel Service and Federal
Express have begun preliminary discussions
regarding a potential merger.
The new company will be called: FedUp.


   

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():nerd jokes (650): The Rabbi in Nidland (pretty silly)


Posted by Katie P. Kromwell on 13-Aug-2005
The Rabbi in Nidland (pretty silly)
In a village a long time ago there lived a people called Nids, they were midgets. Every day the Nids went into the fields to farm. But every day a giant would wander though the fields kicking the Nids. So, one day the Nids finally got fed up and went to the town Rabbi for advice. The Rabbi said not to worry and that he'd handle it.

So, one day the Rabbi went into the fields dressed as a Nid. Eventually, the giant showed up for his usual routine of kicking the Nids. But when the giant reached the Rabbi he just stepped over him and continued along his way. The Rabbi wondered about this and chased after the giant and yelled, "Hey! I'm a Nid! Why didn't you kick me?" The giant simply replied, "Silly Rabbi! Kicks are for Nids!"


   

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