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():nerd jokes (650): The man that fell in the river |
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| Posted by Bryce m. Reineman on 13-Aug-2005 | The man that fell in the rivera man was walking allong a river back and he sliped and he fell in so this guy called george pulled him to the edge of the river and ten muinets later the medics got him the started giving him mouth to mouth and george was still watching half an hour past and water was still coming out of tis guys mouth an hour later water was still coming out of this guys mouth so george says "try taking his arse out of the water"
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| Posted by matt stallramp on 13-Aug-2005 | The monkey and the treeQ:Why did the monkey fall off the tree?
A:Because he let go lol (laugh out loud)
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| Posted by Lauren L on 13-Aug-2005 | DirtyWhat do you call a white boy in a dumpster ?
A:white trash
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():nerd jokes (650): Do u no what is black and blue in a ditch ? |
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| Posted by SpOrTy PiNaY on 13-Aug-2005 | Do u no what is black and blue in a ditch ?A man who said one to many blonde jokes
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| Posted by LadyBrat on 13-Aug-2005 | Grapes hahahaThree guys are walking along a road and it is getting dark so they have to find a place to stay! There is an old farm house so they walk up to it and ask the man if they can stay there the night, he says no because i dont want you to fool around with my daughter. They promise him they wouldnt and he says that they can stay in the barn but if he caught them he would shoot them. Later that night the daughter crept out to the barn, and the farmer caught them fooling around. He said now im gunna shoot yas well the 3 guys pleaded with him because the daughter came out to the barn eventually the farmer gave in, he said to them go out to my orchirds and pick 100 of your favourite fruit. They did as they were told. The first guy, Bob, came back and he had picked 100 green seedless grapes. In another room the farmer made him shove them up his ass. Bob left the room feeling a little bit green himself, but did not tell the other guys what was in store for them.
The second guy, John, walked in he had picked 100 red seeded grapes. The farmer made him shove them up his ass. At around 75 grapes, John laughed so hard he shitted about 30 out. The farmer told him to get on with it but again at 90 he shit about 20 out. The farmer yells Geez, boy whats the matter with you and John yells back in hysterics I was just looking out the window and Harry is out there picking watermelons!!!
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| Posted by Eddie Parkes on 13-Aug-2005 | Two balck eyesOne day a man had gone to church without his wife, who stayed home to rest. When he returned, the wife instantly realized that her husband had two black eyes. " What on Earth happened?", she asked. " Well" ,began her husband, " I was sitting behind Birtha today and you know how she can have mood swings sometimes. When the priest asked us to stand, I noticed that her dress was wedged between her crack. I thought it might be uncomfortable, so I reached out and got it unstuck. To my suprise, she then turned around and punched me in the eye. "But honey", said his wife, " how did you get the other black eye?" "Well I thought she wanted it that way, so I put it back!"
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