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| Posted by Amy Hakwkins on 07-Aug-2005 | The man with the best job in the country is...The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has
to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"
- Will Rogers
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():funny quotes (263): "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth.... |
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| Posted by dodo zhang on 07-Aug-2005 | "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth...."On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we
can open all our own jars."
- Bruce Willis (On the difference between men and women)
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| Posted by Vortex on 07-Aug-2005 | Put it back in the horse!...Put it back in the horse!
- H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-'50s,
after he drank his first American beer at a bar.
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():funny quotes (263): I love California. I practically grew up in... |
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| Posted by Hash Brown on 07-Aug-2005 | I love California. I practically grew up in...I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
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():funny quotes (263): Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed... |
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():funny quotes (263): "Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest... |
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| Posted by imadumbass9889 on 07-Aug-2005 | "Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest..."Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest people on earth, but only
when they're in space."
- Alan Smithee
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