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| Posted by matt stallramp on 13-Aug-2005 | The monkey and the treeQ:Why did the monkey fall off the tree?
A:Because he let go lol (laugh out loud)
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| Posted by Jim henswot on 13-Aug-2005 | *****your so dumb****your soo dumb you stole a free sample!
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your soo dumb you took a hockey stick, shot a hockey puck in a basket ball net and said BINGO!
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your soo dumb you starved in a super market!
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your soo dumb you tripped over a cordless phone!
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your soo dumb you locked yourself in the bathroom and peed your pants!
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by amanda and eckoe (best friends)
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| Posted by Icy P. Fire on 13-Aug-2005 | WhatA man comes up to a woman and says"Do you want
to go do it?" The woman says"Do what?" The man says"Go jump off a brige!
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| Posted by Mike Mill on 13-Aug-2005 | Man and dogSo this guy named Frank was all out of food to eat, he had no money and he was hungry.So his dog walks up to him and he thinks "well I could eat dog food" so he did.
3 weeks later his boss is sitting in his office and says well where has Frank been?
So he goes over to Franks house and a whole bunch of F.B.I agents are there.
Franks boss goes up to one of the agents and says what went on here?
The F.B.I. agent said well the guy who lives here died". then Franks boss said how?
The agent said " From what we know he was trying to lick his butt and he fell off of the couch and hit his head on the coffee table.
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| Posted by Lindsey L. D on 13-Aug-2005 | JohaMr Dock was counting his goods and Joha was doing it on his fingers,
Mr dock: 2 bags of salt
Joha held two fingers down
Mr dock: 2 bags of sugar
Joha held the fourth and fifth down and the third was up>
Mr Dock : why you ... helding this on me or why are you raising the third finger ??
Joha : i dont want the sugar and salt to be mixed .........
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| Posted by Kyle w. Pickett on 13-Aug-2005 | SuicideThis guy goes into the Library and asks the assistant for a book on suicide. So the assistant responds; footsack you not going to bring the book back.
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