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| Posted by Nutter Pupper on 11-Aug-2005 | The newest vitaminThe newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and
women lay better.
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| Posted by Rhonda A. Arnold on 11-Aug-2005 | The magical fruitOne day a guy was driving home from work urging for baked beans.After so long he finally went into a nearby restaurant and ate 5 servings of beans.He drove home and his wife told him she had a surprise for him,so she blindfolded him.Just then the phone rang and the wife went to get it but said whatever you do, dont peek and sat him at the dining room table.The guy noticed the beans satrted to have an affect.He lifted up his leg and let out a big one.He kept farting and finally the wife got off the phoine.She walked into the dining room and said .....whats that smell?.......It was time for his surprise so the wife took off his blind fold and there were guests all around the table for his birthday.
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| Posted by rochy on 11-Aug-2005 | Balince dietQ:What is a balince diet?
A:The same amont of cokies in each hand!
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| Posted by Faisal Moussly on 11-Aug-2005 | StrawbreyAman walks into a doctors and says
"Doctor,Doctor i have a strewbery stuck up my ass"
The doctor replies
"Here have some cream".
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| Posted by Fred L. Abney on 11-Aug-2005 | The picklejar jokeTheres this guy who sells knives by acsident he thruw a k nife down a building and it cuts of a guys dick and then the guys dick falls into green paint and i t fell into a pickle jar and a lady bought that jar she ate all of them and she came back and she said all those pickles where delicous especialy the hairy one.
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| Posted by Frank Geritano on 11-Aug-2005 | Burger King JokeThere were three jazz players getting ready for a concert. One got done early so he went to a Burger King. He went up to the manager who got mad easily and said,"I want a burger 2,3,4, a juicy burger 2,3,4, not too juicy and not too plain in the grove 2,3,4, in the grove 2,3,4." The manager decided not to let this guy bother him. Now the second jazz player comes in and says,"I want some fries 2,3,4, some salty fries 2,3,4, not too salty and not too plain in the grove 2,3,4, in the grove 2,3,4." Now the manager is mad and says,"If one more person comes in here and sings that stupid joke I'm going to scream!" So the third jazz player comes in and says,"I want a soda 2,3,4, a fizzy soda 2,3,4, not too fizzy and not too plain in the grove 2,3,4, in the grove 2,3,4. Now the manager is furious and turns around, takes off his apron and says,"Kiss my butt 2,3,4, my hairy butt 2,3,4, not to the left and not to the right in the grove 2,3,4, in the grove 2,3,4!
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