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| Posted by Joe Collins on 14-Aug-2005 | The Notorious HeaddresserTwo ladies were waiting for a bus.One was a red head and the
other was a blonde. The red head really admired the blonde's
hairstyle and asked " Who did your hair, it looks spectacular!"
The blonde smiled as she responded " His name Lou but everybody
calls him 'Headz'. Getting my hair done by him was a jaw
dropping experience." Interested, the red head got Lou's number
from the blonde, so she can have such an extravagant hair
design. She set's an appointment for tuesday, because that was
the day she was going to visit her mom.
When she found Lou's shop , it was in a quiet, discreet area.
She walked in the shop and noticed that there was no chairs. As
she stands at the door, a handsome man comes out of the corner
on the other side of the shop. The red head says "Hello, my
names Sianne and I'm here for an appointment" The man points to
a blue sitting pillow and tells her sit on her knees. Excited,
Sianne sits down on her knees, and waits to be serviced. The man
grabs a pair of scissors. He stands in front of her with his
private in front of her face.
He gets a boner, it pops out of his pants and immediately into
her mouth. He goes through a spasmic orgasm and starts cutting
her hair. When she manages to get his dick out her throat,
before she could get up, he cums all over her hair.
After that, Sianne rises up off of the pillow, and runs out of
the door with her mouth wide open. Lou, follows his client,
watches her throw up the cum all over the sidewalk and hands her
a mirror. When she looked, her jaw surely did drop.,
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| Posted by Tim Lucky on 14-Aug-2005 | The Detective's VisitorOnce,there was a detective who was just moving in to his new
office. He heard a knock on the door. He wanted to make a good
impression since he was new, so he pretended to be on the phone.
The man waited patiently. The detective hung up. "As you can
se,I'm very busy,"said the detective. "What can I do for you?"
"Not much," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone,"
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| Posted by K T. C on 14-Aug-2005 | SpeedOne day a guy was walking down a street when all of the sudden
he got mugged. The gang that mugged him took everything even
his clothes. So he just sat down in the middle of the sidewalk
in all of his despair. Then the hottest chick he has ever seen
drives up in a ferrari and asks him if he would like a ride? Of
course he says yes so he walks over to the car and opens the
door once she sees that he absoloutely no clothes on she slams
the door shut and statrs to drive off. Once at ten mph she
notices something looks to her side and see's that guy there
running right next to her so she speeds up to 20 he is still
there so up to 30 still there. This goes on till she gets to 60
mph. When she stops the car she asks "dang how can you run that
fast?" to which he replies "you could run that fast too if yuo
had your dick stuck in the door!"
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| Posted by Roxie R. Bass on 14-Aug-2005 | Men captured by IndiansThree guys are captured by Indians. Before they're to be skinned
to make canoes the Indians will grant them one last request. The
first guy asks for a T-Bone steak. So they get him a T-Bone
steak, skin him, and make him into a canoe.
They come to the second guy. He asks to watch a football
game. They arrange for him to watch a football game, skin him,
and make him into a canoe.
They come to the third guy and he asks for a fork. The
Indians think hes retarded or something but they finally give
him a fork. They ask him what he's gonna do with it. He
immediatley starts stabbing himself, screaming, "You're not
gonna make a canoe out of ME!!".
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| Posted by missa whowantstoknow on 14-Aug-2005 | KIDS SAY THE MOST HONEST THINGSWhen I was six months pregnant with my third child, my
three-year-old
came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the
shower.
She said, Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey,
remember
Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied, "but what is growing in your butt?"
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| Posted by sick on 14-Aug-2005 | 3 guys and a fruit farmerThere were once 3 guys named Bob, Joe, and Jack. They were all
walking through a field when they came across this sign that
said: THIS PROPERTY BELONGS TO A HOMICIDAL FRUIT FARMER.
TRESPASSERS WILL BE KILLED!
The 3 guys ignored it, thought it was just crap. They were
walking for a few more minutes when suddenly they heard a gun
shot, they all froze and saw this little farmer with a shot gun
running at them.
He yelled at them, "Didn't you see the damn sign?! Now I have to
kill all of you!"
The 3 guys were completely freaked.
"But I'll give you a chance," the farmer continued, "choose a
fruit and shove it up your ass, if you don't laugh I let you
live."
Bob went first, he had some cherries, he shoved them up his
butt, laughed and was immediately blown away.
Joe came up next with a n orange, shoved it up his butt, laughed
and was killed by the farmer.
The two guys meet in heaven. Joe asks Bob, "Why did you laugh?"
Bob replied, "It tickled, why did you laugh?"
"Well," Joe replied stiffling a giggle, "because I saw Jack
running up with a watermelon!"
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