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| Posted by Vanessa Leyden on 09-Aug-2005 | The only cure for insomniaThe only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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| Posted by Anna P. Crist on 09-Aug-2005 | When it rains, why don'tWhen it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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| Posted by Irena Z. Paluch on 09-Aug-2005 | When I'm not in myWhen I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good!
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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| Posted by AcOuStIcFlAmEs on 09-Aug-2005 | When it rains, why don'tWhen it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can't it get us out?
The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.
Money isn't everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.
Why do they report power outages on TV?
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| Posted by Hom Chkn on 09-Aug-2005 | What does Geronimo say whenWhat does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?
Why do they put locks on the doors of 24-hour stores?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
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| Posted by Candii on 09-Aug-2005 | If someone with multiple personalitiesIf someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
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