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| Posted by Kabez Blesing on 13-Aug-2005 | The picturethere is this guy and he always goes for late night drinks at the bar.
he always carries a picture of his wife in his pocket and whenever he finishes a beer he take the picture out and looks at it.
finally the bar tender askes him why he looks at this girls picture after every beer
the man replies well this is my wife and when she looks good i go home.
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| Posted by Arjun Landes on 13-Aug-2005 | Smell it!first when u have a fart smell it dont retell it
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():bar jokes (2610): The immediate versus The big picture..... |
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| Posted by Blitz Krieg on 13-Aug-2005 | The immediate versus The big picture.....The Lone Ranger & Tonto are camping in the desert,they have set up thier tent and are asleep.Some hours later,the lone ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto,look up and tell me what you see"
Tonto replies"Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"asks The Lone Ranger.Tonto ponders this for a minute and replies"Astrnomically speaking,it tells me that there are millions of galaxies playing host to billions of stars & planets.Astrologically,it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Timewise It appears to be 3:15am.Theologically,it is evidentthe Lord is all powerful and as small insignificant beings we pale in his presence.Meteorologically,we are in for a clear and beautiful day tomorrow with a light easterly breeze in the morning."
"What it tell you Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment,looking at Tonto in amazement,then says:
"Tonto you F*CKWIT ......Someone has stolen our tent."
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():bar jokes (2610): For people who have seen Kung-Pow |
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| Posted by Lalalak on 13-Aug-2005 | For people who have seen Kung-PowWhat Do You get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?
:MY @$$
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| Posted by Staples12 on 13-Aug-2005 | barracks door...barracks door
A man walks into a supermarket with his fly down.A cashier sees him and says"sir your barracks door is wide open" Well the man had no idea what she was talking about and continued to shop.
Soon after a man walked up to him and says "hey buddy,your fly is down",so he proceeded to zip up his fly and then it dawned on him that the woman had been referring to his pants zipper.Well, he thought to himself ,I think I'll have a little fun with that lady,so he finished shopping and went up up her register.
When it was his turn he said to her "hey lady" "when you saw my barracks door was open ,did you see a soldier standing at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and then replied "um...No,All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags."
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| Posted by I Luv Jason Williams on 13-Aug-2005 | Bar jokea man walked into a bar....BANG!!!!!!!!!!!
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