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| Posted by Charlie Rich on 07-Aug-2005 | The problem with the world is that everyone...The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
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():funny quotes (263): "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted... |
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| Posted by Beck on 07-Aug-2005 | "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted..."Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
- Gloria Steinem
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():funny quotes (263): I know the day it happens. On August 29,... |
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| Posted by Bunny Babe on 07-Aug-2005 | I know the day it happens. On August 29,...I know the day it happens. On August 29, 1997 it's going to
feel pretty f**king real to you too. Anybody not wearing two
million sun block is going to have a real bad day. Get it?
- Sarah Conner (played by Linda Hamilton), in Terminator 2: Judgement
Day, offers a cheery thought for the day.
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():funny quotes (263): I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes,... |
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| Posted by Wicked_draven69 on 07-Aug-2005 | I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes,...I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton
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():funny quotes (263): "The people who vote decide nothing.... |
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| Posted by Nutty EmUk on 07-Aug-2005 | "The people who vote decide nothing...."The people who vote decide nothing.
The people who count the vote decide everything."
- Josef Stalin
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