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| Posted by Aimee C. Goldberg on 12-Aug-2005 | The PromotionBoss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal. Johnson: Montreal! "Nothing comes from there except hookers and hockey players!"
Boss: Listen pal, my wife comes from there!
Johnson: Without missing a beat replies, "No kidding! What position does she play?"
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| Posted by ~Stephy~ on 12-Aug-2005 | Your armpits are so hairyYour armpits are so hairy, the teacher gave you an A for not raising your hand!
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| Posted by Air Force X on 13-Aug-2005 | You So StupidYou so stupid yo Teacher told you to turn to page 14 in yo book and you said what page 14 on.
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| Posted by Rebecca M on 13-Aug-2005 | Teachers jokesQ. why did the teacher have to were sunglasses in school?
A. because the students were so bright.
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| Posted by Cassie Hart on 13-Aug-2005 | PolicemanWhat did the policeman sat to his stomach
your under a vest
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| Posted by Cyberventurer on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
162. Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."
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