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The reason computer chips are so small is...

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.

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	():nerd jokes (650): Dumbass Redneck

Posted by Jeff R. Janney on 13-Aug-2005

Dumbass Redneck

One Day A fat Redneck walks into a bar And Orders a Beer. Once the bartender Brings him his beer He stands up and Pisses in it. The Bartender Perplexed ask "Why did u piss in ur beer". The man Replies This isnt my Drink. The Bartender says "o playing a prank eh"? The guy Replies "Ya" Ive put gold in the bottom of the class". "Gold? the Bartender says Thats not urine"? Quickly the bartender swoops down the drink. and is dissapointed not to find gold. The man smiles And hands the Bartender a note. "Toldya I was playing a prank u dumbass".

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	():nerd jokes (650): T-Shirt of the future #385:...

Posted by Fred Johnson on 07-Aug-2005

T-Shirt of the future #385:...

T-Shirt of the future #385:

"Mom and Dad went to Alpha Centauri and all I
got was this lousy T-shirt"

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	():nerd jokes (650): Nok nok

Posted by Jared A. Stevenson on 12-Aug-2005

Nok nok

nok nok ! whose there? banana banana who? nok nok whose there banana banana who? nok nok let me guess its banana? Nope ok i\'ll anwser the door then. WHO IS IT THIS TIME? Its Orange. OH YEAH ORANGE WHO? Orange you glad i didn\'t say banana ?

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	():nerd jokes (650): Beware of quantum ducks...

Posted by Deliliah L. Cutting on 07-Aug-2005

Beware of quantum ducks...

Beware of quantum ducks

(quark! quark!)

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	():nerd jokes (650): Wedding Jitters

Posted by David Welch on 13-Aug-2005

Wedding Jitters

A friend of mine in Florida is getting married in June, and it seems like he's already getting a bit nervous about it.

The anxious bride-groom sent out announcements in February, carefully addressing all of the announcements by hand. Within a few days, he was surprised to see them all show up in *his* mailbox.

It seems the poor nervous guy had addressed every invitation with his own address... and put the recipient's name and address where the return address should go.

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