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():funny quotes (263): The simple step of a courageous individual...


Posted by angel phobia on 07-Aug-2005

The simple step of a courageous individual...

The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs the world.
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn

   

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():funny quotes (263): Always listen to experts. They'll tell you...


Posted by Jim Keller on 07-Aug-2005

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you...

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.

- Lazarus Long

   

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():funny quotes (263): Doing for people what they can and ought to...


Posted by anglebaby on 07-Aug-2005

Doing for people what they can and ought to...

Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers depends on their own private initiative.
- Samuel Gompers, 1915 President, American Federation of Labor 1886 - 1924

   

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():funny quotes (263): "We got new advice as to what motivated man...


Posted by chatty girl on 07-Aug-2005

"We got new advice as to what motivated man...

"We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation."
- Jane Wagner

   

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():funny quotes (263): The important thing is never to stop questioning....


Posted by CH_2005 on 07-Aug-2005
The important thing is never to stop questioning....
The important thing is never to stop questioning.
- Albert Einstein

   

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():funny quotes (263): Miss Bindle was the Jesse James of sarcasm: she could quick-draw a sarcastic remark and drill you b


Posted by Kellen Cuttance on 09-Aug-2005
Miss Bindle was the Jesse James of sarcasm: she could quick-draw a sarcastic remark and drill you b
Patrick F. McManus
   

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