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| Posted by Leila K. Barker on 11-Aug-2005 | The skeletonWhy didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!
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| Posted by Lazerwolf91 on 11-Aug-2005 | If a frog parks.Q. What happens when a forg parks illegaly?
A. It gets toad!
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| Posted by Micah Bluming on 11-Aug-2005 | What's the difference...Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train??
A: A teacher says "spit out that gum" and a train says "choo choo choo!"
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| Posted by leigh ann hunt on 11-Aug-2005 | Museum Funny!Q: What did King Tut say to the museum?
A: I want my mummy!
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| Posted by Marie-Eve Gagne on 11-Aug-2005 | Pierced ears for piratesHow much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?
A Buccaneer!
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| Posted by Canadian seven seven eight on 11-Aug-2005 | Dead Cat TestA kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.
She asked if it was dead or alive.
"Dead," she was informed.
"How do you know?", she asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst' and he didn't move."
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