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():nerd jokes (650): The smart guy YEAH RITE!


Posted by Rachel S. Weissman on 13-Aug-2005

The smart guy YEAH RITE!

There was 4 people on a plane. the pope a kid and the smartest man in the world, the pilot says the planes gonna crash and there are only 3 parachutes the pilot says im not gonna die and takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane and the smartest guy in the world says im too smart to die and takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. the pope says im saved you can take the last parachute and the kid says its OK the smartest guy in the world just took my BACKPACK
   

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():nerd jokes (650): How to keep an idiot busy


Posted by Domini V. Cunningham on 13-Aug-2005

How to keep an idiot busy

how to keep and idiot busy
scroll down










keep going













dont give up!







your almost there!










your here!


how to keep an idiot busy
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():nerd jokes (650): YOUR MOMMA


Posted by Big-T Taylor on 13-Aug-2005

YOUR MOMMA

YOUR MOMMA SO ------------FAT SHE SAT ON THE WHITE HOUSE AND SMASHED ALL 42 PRESIDENT
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Eggs


Posted by Josh J. Smith on 13-Aug-2005

Eggs

what do you call a boiling egg?
A egg in water!!!

   

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():nerd jokes (650): Retard werewolf


Posted by Alex Rodriguez on 13-Aug-2005
Retard werewolf
What did the retard say when someone mooned him?

wow, i must be turning into a werewolf!!
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Your stupid


Posted by Steph S on 13-Aug-2005
Your stupid
Know wander you did so bad...Your stupid
   

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