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| Posted by DevilsAngel5490 on 09-Aug-2005 | The strange Christmas sceneIn a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.
The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"
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| Posted by mitchell s. listol on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
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| Posted by Lori M. C on 09-Aug-2005 | The football-playing turkeyThe pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.
Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."
"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"
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| Posted by Natassia Hogenbirk on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
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| Posted by Joe Fallica on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.
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| Posted by Miss Khris on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
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