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():little johnny (1883): The three men


Posted by Tiger_Lily on 13-Aug-2005

The three men

There are three men who went to cimb a mountain. The first man fell off the mountain and wished for wings so he flew away. The second man fell off the mountain and he wished for jets and he flew away The THIRD man triped over a rock and said "Oh crap!" and he turned into................CRAP!!!!!!!
   

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():little johnny (1883): There was a little black boy and a little...


Posted by Marleika on 13-Aug-2005

There was a little black boy and a little...

There was a little black boy and a little white boy sitting on the corner bragging about their dads. The little black boy said My daddy just bought a big black shiny cadillac and when he honks the horn it says HONKY, HONKY. The little white boy said That aint nothing. My daddy just bought a big red shiny chainsaw and when he turns it on it says RUUUNNN NIGGER, NIGGER,NIGGER, RUUUNNN NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER!
   

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():little johnny (1883): Where do you find a dog..................


Posted by rebecca l. mccord on 13-Aug-2005

Where do you find a dog..................

Q) Where do you find a dog with no legs ?

A) Exact where you have left him
   

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():little johnny (1883): HE YOUR SO COOL ILL CALL YOU...


Posted by Matt A. Marmaros on 13-Aug-2005

HE YOUR SO COOL ILL CALL YOU...

HE YOUR SO COOL ILL CALL YOU COLO.
   

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():little johnny (1883): Scaredy number


Posted by Wheels on 13-Aug-2005
Scaredy number
Why was 6 scared of 7? Cuz 7,8,9!
   

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():little johnny (1883): Valcanos


Posted by Matthew J. Rosen on 13-Aug-2005
Valcanos
what is a valcano? A Mountain with the hiccups!!
   

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