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():sport jokes (950): The Top 12 Hardships for Out-of-Work NBA Players |
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| Posted by S J on 13-Aug-2005 | The Top 12 Hardships for Out-of-Work NBA Players12. Forced to cut back from classy $8000-a-night call girls to skanky $5000-a-night variety.
11. Humiliating to have to ask that photographer you kicked in the groin for a loan.
10. "Choking the coach" now a private affair between the player and himself.
9. All these new summer tattoos and no one to show 'em to.
8. No longer able to afford stretch limo, more prone to injuries during romp in backseat of an AMC Pacer with Madonna.
7. Research for doctoral thesis "29 Hoes in 29 Cities" comes to a grinding halt.
6. Instead of having high quality weed delivered, must venture out to pick up generic brand themselves.
5. Charge account revoked at "Big and Tall Freak of Nature" shop.
4. Trash talking totally ludicrous after sinking ten foot underwear-to-the-hamper shot.
3. Spike Lee is camped out on the front lawn, and you're tired of hearing how you mow the lawn like a wimp.
2. With no early morning practices, getting Toni Braxton to leave can be a real chore.
1. Restricted to fathering illegitimate children in a confined geographical region.
[ This list copyright 1998 by Chris White ]
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| Posted by Herb E. Handcock on 13-Aug-2005 | Football FanTwo boys were playing football in a park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a plank of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar & twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Washington Redskin fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Redskins fan," the boy replied.
"Baltimore Ravens fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Ravens fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Packers fan."
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."
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