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():sport jokes (950): The Top 12 Hardships for Out-of-Work NBA Players |
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| Posted by S J on 13-Aug-2005 | The Top 12 Hardships for Out-of-Work NBA Players12. Forced to cut back from classy $8000-a-night call girls to skanky $5000-a-night variety.
11. Humiliating to have to ask that photographer you kicked in the groin for a loan.
10. "Choking the coach" now a private affair between the player and himself.
9. All these new summer tattoos and no one to show 'em to.
8. No longer able to afford stretch limo, more prone to injuries during romp in backseat of an AMC Pacer with Madonna.
7. Research for doctoral thesis "29 Hoes in 29 Cities" comes to a grinding halt.
6. Instead of having high quality weed delivered, must venture out to pick up generic brand themselves.
5. Charge account revoked at "Big and Tall Freak of Nature" shop.
4. Trash talking totally ludicrous after sinking ten foot underwear-to-the-hamper shot.
3. Spike Lee is camped out on the front lawn, and you're tired of hearing how you mow the lawn like a wimp.
2. With no early morning practices, getting Toni Braxton to leave can be a real chore.
1. Restricted to fathering illegitimate children in a confined geographical region.
[ This list copyright 1998 by Chris White ]
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| Posted by David Zielinski on 13-Aug-2005 | Mets FanA first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a NY METS fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Met fans too.
Not really knowing what a METS fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a METS fan,"
Then, asks the teacher, what are you?"
"Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankee fans, and I'm a Yankee fan too,"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a METS fan."
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