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| Posted by Mallory on 14-Aug-2005 | The Top 15 Board Games for Rappers15> Mouth T'rap
14> Hip-Hoperation
13> Notorious B.O.G.G.L.E
12> Nosecandyland
11> Trivial Police Pursuit
10> Shizzutes and Lizzadders
9> East Coast/West Coast Risk
8> Baby Got Backgammon
7> Scrabble, Extra Z Edition
6> Parcheesi My Neezy
5> Bitchionary
4> Horny Horny Hip-Hos
3> The Game of 25-to-Life
2> P. Diddlywinks
1> Hell No, I Ain't Sorry, Bee-Yotch
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():top list jokes (540): The Top 16 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western (Part I) |
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| Posted by Goth Chik on 13-Aug-2005 | The Top 16 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western (Part I)16> "As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against participating in that showdown in the middle of town. The liability issues are staggering."
15> "Well me, the construction worker, and my sailor buddy are here to tell y'all, it's *fun* to go to the YMCA!"
14> "Take it from me, Festus, a good pair o' nylons keeps the chaps from riding up."
13> "Barkeep! Another round of Slippery Nipples for my posse."
12> "Miss Kitty, I don't think I've ever seen stirrups used quite like that before."
11> "In this town we got a way to deal with murderin' scum like you, Bart -- civil litigation!"
10> "Whose turn is it to change the potpourri in the bunkhouse?"
9> "Well, men, the Apaches have burned down our fort and stolen our women... but considering what we've done to THEM, I think they're showing remarkable self-restraint."
8> "You had me at 'Howdy.'"
7> "Yeah, I'm sure he was an Indian -- his name was Amandip Gupta."
6> "That's *Sheriff* Richard Simmons to you, pardner."
5> "I cain't go in the saloon! Brown Bart's wearin' the same shirt I'm a-wearin'!"
4> "They call me... Moesha."
3> "Dadgummit, boys, slow down on that vichyssoise or you ain't gonna have no room for the tiramisu!"
2> "Three to five day waiting period? But I got a duel at sundown!"
1> "reach 4 the sky! :-O put all ur $$$ in the bag, lol."
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| Posted by rebecca l. mccord on 09-Aug-2005 | Fun to do during an examYou should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
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| Posted by Eddie Hojeij on 09-Aug-2005 | Fun to do during an examYou should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
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| Posted by Cody G. Jackson on 09-Aug-2005 | Fun to do during an examYou should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
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| Posted by Mike S. Meyer on 09-Aug-2005 | Reason to stay at work all night7. Run up and down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to.
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