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():nerd jokes (650): The top 6 reasons computers are female......


Posted by Sarah Northington on 07-Aug-2005

The top 6 reasons computers are female......

The top 6 reasons computers are female...

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

and the number one reason computers are female:

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it!

   

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():nerd jokes (650): A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender,...


Posted by Chell Clark on 07-Aug-2005

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender,...

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

   

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():nerd jokes (650): Phone Number


Posted by Leeann Katchmazenski on 12-Aug-2005

Phone Number

Ring Ring...
Hello, who is it?
Is your phone number 13498732?
No.
So, why did you pick up the phone?
   

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():nerd jokes (650): If a straight line fit is required, obtain...


Posted by Charles W. Menge on 07-Aug-2005

If a straight line fit is required, obtain...

If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Ice cream


Posted by Bluey Dinosaur on 13-Aug-2005
Ice cream
An abulance driver was driving through a street when he notices a small boy chasing him. He turned the corner the boy was still there so he decided to slow down and see what the boy wanted....He asked the boy if he was alright and the boy reply one ice cream please
   

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():nerd jokes (650): The mime!


Posted by bugzaboo on 12-Aug-2005
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turned
the volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts!
   

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