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| Posted by Tom Nanney on 07-Aug-2005 | Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and...Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural
disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.
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| Posted by Marianne Visser on 07-Aug-2005 | It seems that The Count on Sesame Street was...It seems that The Count on Sesame Street was giving a lecture on his
thoughts on Godel's Theorem and there was a great need for extra transportation
services to this event. After all, people like Gordon, Bob, Maria, Mr. Hooper,
and all can only take so much of the "Which is not like the other" mentality.
Anyway, since the Speedy Delivery Service run by Mr.McFeeley (what a name for
a character on a children's show!) was being pushed out of Mr. Roger's
Neighborhood by Federal Express, he thought he would sign on as a bus driver
for the Sesame Street Bus Company. Besides, he was do for another trip to the
Magic Kingdom and that was getting expensive these days.
On the morning of the big event he kissed his wife goodbye and hopped
onto his bus and began driving his route. At the first stop there were two
rather plump twins, so he stopped. As they got on he said "Hi there! Welcome to
the Sesame St. bus! I'm Mr. McFeeley, who are you?" The twins said "We're
named Patty" and they then waddled to their seats. He started to drive and at
the next stop he saw a rather dejected looking man and stopped to pick him up.
"Hi there", said Mr. McFeeley,"why do you look so said?" The man said, " I have
no friends and I'm terribly lonely." With that Mr. Mcfeeley replied,"what is
your name?" The man replied, "Saul". "Well, you can be my special friend Saul",
said Mr. McFeeley. The man looked much happier and skipped to his seat. Mr.
McFeeley then went on his way to the next bus stop and saw two men waiting,
though one looked rather familiar. He stopped and gave his greeting to the
first man. Mr. McFeeley learned that his name was Lester Cheese. Mr. McFeeley
then recognized the other man to be Don Rickles. Apparently he looked to be
in some kind of pain. "Welcome to the Sesame Street Bus Mr. Rickles! You look
like you're in a lot of pain." "That's right, I've got bunyons you hockey puck!"
And with that Mr. McFeeley completed his route to the symposium.
When Mr. McFeeley returned home his wife said, "How did it go today
dear?" Mr. McFeeley replied, "Just great! I had two obese Patties, a special
friend Saul, Lester Cheese, and Don Rickles with Bunyons all on the Sesame
Bus!" They then took their valium and went to the Magic Kingdom.
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