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| Posted by sarah david on 12-Aug-2005 | The two guys and an idiot.One day three guys and an idiot stood at the top of a clif and the first guy said"ya know that an old indian legand said that if you jump of this clif and say something you will become it"so he jumps off and says owl and he turns into an owl and flys off.And the second guy says"wow I want to do that too"so he jumps off and says eagle"and he turns into a eagle and he flys off.So the idiot jumps off and says"OW SHIT!!!!"and you can guss what happend after that.
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| Posted by Cute Red Head on 12-Aug-2005 | Confucius sayconfucius say: Woman who cooks meat..and peas in same pot. Unsanitary
Woman who fly in airplane upside down have crack up.
Man who farts in church sit in his own pew.
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| Posted by ryanjenkins on 12-Aug-2005 | PEP BOYSTHIS LADY WENT TO PEP BOYS SHE WAS NEXT IN LINE. SHE SAID I NEED A 710 CAP FOR MY CAR. THEY WENT CRAZY LOOKING AND LOOKING. SHE HAD THE WHOLE STORE LOOKING FOR A 710 CAP. THEN A GUY THAT WORKED THERE SAID MRS. CAN U PLEASE DRAW US SOMETHING SO WE CAN KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE SAID OKAY. IT TURNED OUT TO BE THE OIL CAP THAT SHE NEEDED. SHE HAD BEEN LOOKING AT IT BACKWORDS.
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| Posted by julio on 12-Aug-2005 | Paghalayaik bacha tha, woh paghal tha
ahahhahahahahhahhahahaha
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| Posted by shankar jayaram on 12-Aug-2005 | Sandwhichs at lunch timeThere were three guys (black, white, mexican) who worked as construction workers. They built buildings and stuff. Everyday at lunch they always got the same kind of sanwhich. ex. black dude got turkey, white dude got jelly, and the mexican dude got ham. One day they were on top of a building in which they were building, and it was lunchtime. So they opened their lunches. They were disappointed because they got the same lunch as yesterday. So the black guy said \"Tomorrow, if we get the same lunch as today, we jump off this building.\" So they all agreed to do it. The next day they worked until lunchtime. They opened thier lunches, shaking. Sure enough, it was the same. So they jumped off the cliff and died. At the funeral, the three wifes were all talking. One said, \"I dont know why they jumped off the cliff, they made thier own sandwhiches!!\"
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| Posted by Iceman B. Kool on 12-Aug-2005 | A skeleton jokeHow do you make a skeleton sad?
answer take away his funny bone.
Sent in by Jen wells age 12 ma
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