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| Posted by Alex Feterman on 07-Aug-2005 | There was this flight attendant that was so...There was this flight attendant that was so stupid the
other ones noticed...
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| Posted by Nina on 07-Aug-2005 | Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the...Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad
Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time
he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf" says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the
wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the ighway Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf yet again
this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf" taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you leave me the
hell alone! I'm trying to take a shit!"
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| Posted by Limp Biz on 07-Aug-2005 | A burglar broke into a house. While ransacking...A burglar broke into a house. While ransacking the house he heard a voice
"God is watching you!" the voice said.
Startled, the burglar looked
around and saw nothing and surmised he must be hearing things and went
about his business of looting the place.
Again he heard a voice saying
"God is watching you!" Looking around this time he saw a parrot in a cage
in the corner of the room. Walking up to the parrot he said "Did you say
that"?
The parrot replied "Yes"
"What's your name"? said the
burglar.
The parrot replied "Rover".
The burglar exclaimed "What kind of
people would name their parrot Rover"?
The parrot replied "Probably the
same ones that named their Doberman 'God!'"
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| Posted by Sarah H. Griffin on 07-Aug-2005 | A mother, accompanied by her small daughter,...A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, were in New York City. The
mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly
dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner. The mother
finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the
daughter asks her mother, "Mummie, what are all those ladies waiting for by
that corner?", to which the mother replies, "Those ladies are waiting for
their husbands to come home from work."
The cabbie, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says,
"Ahhhhhhh, C'mon lady!!!! Tell your daughter the truth!!!! For crying out
loud. They're hookers!"
A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks, "Mummie, do
the ladies have any children?"
The mother replies, "Of course dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?"
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| Posted by Cristyn B. Militello on 07-Aug-2005 | What do the Green Bay Packers and the LAPD...What do the Green Bay Packers and the LAPD have in common?
Niether one of them can stop a Bronco.
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