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	():other funny jokes (4827): Things To Do to kill time

Posted by Jeanna M. Garloch on 14-Aug-2005

Things To Do to kill time

Find a cure for AID's, tell no one.

Build a giant eraser by scraping pencil erasers into a shoe box.

count all of the hairs on your body.

calcutate the amount of inches from where you are to the moon,
once finished, do the same for every planet in the solar system.

construct the statue of liberty, with toothpicks.

dig a hole that you can bury a car in, using a spoon.

try gaining weight, by eating celery

Do you whole classes math homework

watch every movie ever made, in one sitting.

learn every foriegn language

ask your grandparents about their life. (try to act interested)

26 people have rated this joke:

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	():other funny jokes (4827): keeping idiots busy

Posted by I'm Angel on 08-Aug-2005

keeping idiots busy

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 seconds cat.

Now read this again without the word cat.

10 people have rated this joke:

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	():other funny jokes (4827): camera

Posted by Sara Bernabeo on 09-Aug-2005

camera

Polaroid has a new camera they call a hemaroid , takes shitty pictures and anyone can operate it.

15 people have rated this joke:

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	():other funny jokes (4827): Knock knock joke

Posted by Jeff D. Ahern on 08-Aug-2005

Knock knock joke

Knock knock!

Who's there?

I dont know. Go answer the door.

6 people have rated this joke:

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	():other funny jokes (4827): Fireworks

Posted by James P. Bond on 13-Aug-2005

Fireworks

Why did the firework go off?
I dont know, why?
Because someone lit the fuse! DUH!

11 people have rated this joke:

3.09/10


	():other funny jokes (4827): Cabbage Disease

Posted by Michelle K. Gordon on 09-Aug-2005

Cabbage Disease

An older man was getting upset at paying a urologist to tell him what was wrong, only to be asked what seems to be the problem.

The man answered, "I think I have Cabbage Disease."

The Doctor scratched his head stating he never heard of that before and asked what the symptoms were. The man looked at the doctor and said, "The stem don't support the head!"

1 people have rated this joke:

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