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| Posted by Jeanna M. Garloch on 14-Aug-2005 | Things To Do to kill timeFind a cure for AID's, tell no one.
Build a giant eraser by scraping pencil erasers into a shoe box.
count all of the hairs on your body.
calcutate the amount of inches from where you are to the moon,
once finished, do the same for every planet in the solar system.
construct the statue of liberty, with toothpicks.
dig a hole that you can bury a car in, using a spoon.
try gaining weight, by eating celery
Do you whole classes math homework
watch every movie ever made, in one sitting.
learn every foriegn language
ask your grandparents about their life. (try to act interested)
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| Posted by whitney on 14-Aug-2005 | Candybar & LifespanLittle Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy
bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across
from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good
for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you
fat!"
Little Johnny replied. "My grandfather lived to be 107 years
old." The man asked, "Well sonny, did your grandfather eat 6
candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business!"
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| Posted by Something on 10-Aug-2005 | Mad CondomWhy did the condom fly across the room?
An It got pissed off!!!
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| Posted by house b. big on 10-Aug-2005 | A Beard?A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave
his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your
handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would
kill me!!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...
"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night
James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, "Oh Michael, you
shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"
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| Posted by Ben C. Bays on 10-Aug-2005 | What do you call a blind deer?Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: "No-eye deer".
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| Posted by XX2Gurly4UXX on 12-Aug-2005 | Spongebob jokewhy do you think Mr.Crabs let spongebob do all the cookin?
Because he would come in handy for cleanin after all these years of hard work!
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