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| Posted by Hench on 12-Aug-2005 | ThoughtsBefore they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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| Posted by sexy mole on 12-Aug-2005 | What\\\'s the definition of strain?Q: What's the definition of strain?
A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
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| Posted by Lauren L on 12-Aug-2005 | Cool Bumper Stickers!1) God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
2) I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
3) I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
4) Keep honking while I reload.
5) Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
6) Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
7) 5 days/week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
8) EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
9) Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
10) If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
11) If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
12) Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
13) My wife complains I never listen to her...or something like that.
14) Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a Native American!
15) If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
16) Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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| Posted by EMMI E. COOL on 12-Aug-2005 | ViagraQ: Why do they give Viagra to elderly men in old people's homes?
A: To stop them from rolling out of bed.
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| Posted by Jim Neill on 12-Aug-2005 | The Ford SloganHave you driven a Ford lately?
Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!
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| Posted by Brandon k. Orr on 12-Aug-2005 | Literary couch potatoAsk not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
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