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| Posted by J R on 12-Aug-2005 | Three flysthere are three flys in a jar two girls one boy one of the girls get tired of being in a jar so she asked the male how do we get out he said suck my dick and ill tell you so she did he told her to fly up to the top as fast as she could so she did and she broke her neck same with the other one and the boy got out.
ask how
suck my dick and ill tell you
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| Posted by luvtalaf alot on 12-Aug-2005 | African SafariA man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an
elephant in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man
very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the
thorn from its foot. The elephant begins to walk away, then turns
and stares at the man for a full minute, locking eyes with him.
The elephant then continues on its way.
\"I wonder if I ever see that elephant again if it will remember
me?\" the man muses to himself.
It is a few years later, and the man is at a circus back in the
States.
He notices that one of the elephants keeps looking at him, almost
like it KNOWS him. The man wonders, \"Could this be that elephant
I helped so long ago?\"
He decides to get a closer look. With the elephant still giving
him the staredown, the man moves in closer, getting right up in
front of the elephant. They lock eyes. A knowing look seems to
cross the elephant\'s face. It reaches down... picks the man up
carefully with its trunk... lifts him high in the air...
throws him crashing to the ground and stomps him to death!
Turns out it wasn\'t that elephant.
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| Posted by Krazy Kin Kid on 14-Aug-2005 | Dog with no nose.Lindsey:Are dog has no nose
Susie:Poor Dog,How does he smell
Lindsey:Awww,Terrible.
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| Posted by NINER on 14-Aug-2005 | The Bear and the Rabbit Once there was a bear taking a nasty, smelly crap. Five
minutes later, a rabbit hopped by. When the rabbit stopped the
bear asked."Do you have problems of crap sticking to your fur."
"no" replied the rabbit
The bear said "Good." Picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt.
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():animal jokes (1719): So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it. |
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| Posted by funny jokes on 10-Aug-2005 | So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
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():animal jokes (1719): Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road? |
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| Posted by Jose A. Suazo on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?A: To break on through to the other side.
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