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| Posted by Vince Carter on 10-Aug-2005 | Three hours of fightingGeorge was describing a 30 pound Bass he'd caught recently after fighting it
for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took
of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."
George replied, "Well... a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three
hours of fighting."
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| Posted by Katiekate m. Star on 10-Aug-2005 | My one neighbor VanMy one neighbor Van is a true sport fisherman. He said once he caught a Great
White Shark. Never having seen it on display in his home, I asked what happened
to it. He sighed and replied, "Well, it was too small to keep, so I and three
other guys threw it back in."
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| Posted by Debby Harwood on 10-Aug-2005 | A fishermanA fisherman returned to shore with a giant Marlin that was larger and heavier
than he was. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a buddy who had maybe
a dozen or so Rockfish. The buddy eyed the Marlin and said, "Only caught the
one, huh?"
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| Posted by Tom Fell on 10-Aug-2005 | A hunterA hunter was visiting another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the
den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?"
The host said, "That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with?" asked the visiting hunter.
"My wife!"
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| Posted by Philippe Ballerstedt on 10-Aug-2005 | A hack golferA hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying
the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all
day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway.
He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm
going to go drown myself in that lake."
The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head
down that long."
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| Posted by Kurht R. Engle on 10-Aug-2005 | Umpires OnlyMy friend Don, a minor-league umpire, is used to being heckled by fans. But
imagine his surprise when he was rushing to umpire an exhibition game at Coors
Field in Denver. After a long search for a place to change clothes, Don finally
located a room with a neatly lettered sign: "Dressing Room, Umpires Only."
As he was about to go in, however, he inspected the sign more closely. Below
the printed legend was the same message ... written in Braille.
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