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| Posted by Brandy M. Richmond on 08-Aug-2005 | Three legged DonkeyWhat do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey!
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| Posted by Scott Me on 08-Aug-2005 | Clown fishQ: How does a clown fish get it`s stripes?
A: It spends time in jail.
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| Posted by Kurt M. Pluck on 10-Aug-2005 | Dog TrainDuring WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for
three months, when he was finally given a week of R & R. He caught a supply boat
to a supply base in the south of England, and then caught a train to London.
The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a seat. He was dead on
his feet and walked the length of the train looking for any place to sit down.
Finally he found a compartment with seats facing each other; there was room for
two people on each seat. On one side sat only a proper looking, older British
lady with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her.
Could I please sit in that seat?
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| Posted by Taija on 10-Aug-2005 | A sourpuss!Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A: A sourpuss!
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| Posted by Stalker on 10-Aug-2005 | A Bloodhound.Q: What kind of dog does a Dracula like?
A: A Bloodhound.
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():animal jokes (1719): Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? |
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| Posted by Katie Waszczak on 10-Aug-2005 | Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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