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():funny quotes (263): Tidey Bowel Man


Posted by Paul Kloc on 14-Aug-2005

Tidey Bowel Man

If you launch your ship in a toilet, you're gonna get crapped on.
--The tidey bowel man, 1973.

   

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():funny quotes (263): Seashells


Posted by Ha N. Vu on 14-Aug-2005

Seashells

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the
beaches of the world...perhaps you've seen it.

   

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():funny quotes (263): Room Temperature


Posted by Fred Kohn on 14-Aug-2005

Room Temperature

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room
temperature.

   

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():funny quotes (263): The Rollercoster


Posted by Ha N. Vu on 14-Aug-2005

The Rollercoster

Sex is like a rollercoster, when it's good you want it to last for longer,
when it's bad you can't wait to get off.
   

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():funny quotes (263): This Dress Looked Much Better on...


Posted by beach babe on 14-Aug-2005
This Dress Looked Much Better on...
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same
thing, "This looked much better on...." I usually finish the sentance for
them if I can, and say, "On what? On fire?"
--Rita Rudner

   

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():funny quotes (263): 2 Quotes


Posted by Griffs on 14-Aug-2005
2 Quotes
Believe in your dreams, except the one in which you go to work naked.
-Anonymous

Hit any user to continue.
-Anonymous
   

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