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| Posted by Paul Kloc on 14-Aug-2005 | Tidey Bowel ManIf you launch your ship in a toilet, you're gonna get crapped on.
--The tidey bowel man, 1973.
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| Posted by Ha N. Vu on 14-Aug-2005 | SeashellsI have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the
beaches of the world...perhaps you've seen it.
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| Posted by Fred Kohn on 14-Aug-2005 | Room TemperatureIt doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room
temperature.
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| Posted by Ha N. Vu on 14-Aug-2005 | The RollercosterSex is like a rollercoster, when it's good you want it to last for longer,
when it's bad you can't wait to get off.
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| Posted by beach babe on 14-Aug-2005 | This Dress Looked Much Better on...Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same
thing, "This looked much better on...." I usually finish the sentance for
them if I can, and say, "On what? On fire?"
--Rita Rudner
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| Posted by GrLuLoVe To HaTe on 14-Aug-2005 | Another Batch!"Sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy."
"I gave my cat a bath the other day...He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was
fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that..."
"What? You been keeping records on me? I wasn't so bad! How many times did
I take the Lord's name in vain? One million and six? Jesus Ch---"
"In French, oeuf means egg, cheese is fromage...it's like those French
have a different word for everything."
"I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can
look up her dress."
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was...an
arctic region covered with ice."
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