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():animal jokes (1719): Tiger and Pooh


Posted by Kathleen E. Ryan on 13-Aug-2005

Tiger and Pooh





Why was Tiger looking in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh bear!!!
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Lives a....................


Posted by Elsa Romxo on 13-Aug-2005

Lives a....................

what did the dog say to the other dog, lives a bitch then you go and marrie one
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Soft Balls


Posted by David G. Esdaile on 13-Aug-2005

Soft Balls

Why cant you ever hear bunnies humping??


Becuz they have Cotton Balls

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Hippopautomis


Posted by jocelyn price on 13-Aug-2005

Hippopautomis

there were two hippos and they were takin a bath the one on the right says hey can u pass me a bar of soap and the one on the left says what do you think i am a toaster!
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Trapping Bears


Posted by Boogyman J. Boogster on 13-Aug-2005
Trapping Bears
How do you trap a bear?
You dig a hole ten feet deep and ten feet wide.
You fill the hole with ashes.
Then you put peas around the hole.
When the bear comes to eat the peas you kick him in the ash hole.
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Short but funny


Posted by CBKool on 13-Aug-2005
Short but funny
Q. what is red bubbly and scratches on glass ?

   

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