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| Posted by Mara - on 08-Aug-2005 | Toast and CatsToast always lands butter-side down.
And cats always land on their feet.
What would happen if you spread butter on a cat's back and dropped it out of a window?
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| Posted by LeaveMeBe on 08-Aug-2005 | do you know...Do you know the world's funniest joke?
Neither do I.
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| Posted by Jessica C on 08-Aug-2005 | JETWhat is pink, flies and has a helmet? Apig flying a jet fighter wereing a helmet!
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| Posted by Dot57 on 09-Aug-2005 | If the shoe fits, getIf the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
What's another word for thesaurus?
What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a fruit?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com
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| Posted by dontrell on 09-Aug-2005 | If a tree falls inIf a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Who's bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby! Mr. Bigger's baby because he is a little bigger!
Do fish get cramps after eating?
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| Posted by Jon-Jon on 09-Aug-2005 | For Sale: Parachute. Only usedFor Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
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