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| Posted by Nicholas Hock on 09-Aug-2005 | Tooth FairyWhile working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.
One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
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| Posted by saber saint on 09-Aug-2005 | AlcoholA father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."
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| Posted by Ron Talley on 09-Aug-2005 | AllergiesI took my young son to the doctor for a routine physical.
All the way I had to reassure him that he would not be getting a shot.
He went through his eye exam, hearing test, etc.
The nurse came into the exame room and started to ask me routine questions.
When she got to "Is he allergic to anything" my four year old son stood up and said...
"YES, I'm allergic to shots!"
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| Posted by Totally Clueless on 09-Aug-2005 | Animal CrackersWhen the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.
"What are you doing?" his mom asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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| Posted by Nicholas Hock on 09-Aug-2005 | Animal NoisesA group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make?"
"It goes moo."
"Alice, what noise does a cat make?"
"It goes meow."
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"
"It goes baaa."
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"
"Errr.., it goes.. click!"
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| Posted by Emma on 09-Aug-2005 | Protect and ServeWhile taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a police officer?"
"Yes," I answered, and continued writing the report.
"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?"
"Yes, that's right," I told her.
"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"
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