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():other funny jokes (4827): Toothpick


Posted by Prosthetic Head on 12-Aug-2005

Toothpick

What do you call a woman with a toothpick up her bum?
Olive.

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Why do farts smell?...


Posted by Roy A. Pitta on 12-Aug-2005

Why do farts smell?...

Why do farts smell?


For the benefit of the deaf!
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Puzzelers


Posted by Munem Alidina on 12-Aug-2005

Puzzelers

Whats black when you buy it, Red when you use it and white when you have finished with it?

A lump of coal

A man walks in to a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and aims for the customer. after hesitating for a couple of seconds the man smiles at the barman and thanks him then leaves. Why?

Because he had the hiccups.

A man is carrying a sack of sand. he can put something in to the sack to make it lighter but he cannot take anything out. What can he put in to the sack?

A Hole.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Tree


Posted by Chelsea Wilson on 12-Aug-2005

Tree

how do you get a nigger out of a tree?

cut the rope.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Pop-I the Sailor Man


Posted by Lucky A. Shorty on 13-Aug-2005
Pop-I the Sailor Man
Pop-I the Sailor Man Tot-Tot
Lives in a Garbage can Tot-Tot
He turned on the heeter and
Burnt off his peter
Pop-I the Sailor Man Tot-Tot!!!
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Know I See


Posted by The Flash on 13-Aug-2005
Know I See
It goes in, it goes out, it goes all about
   

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