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():little johnny (1883): Tradition


Posted by Cassie on 09-Aug-2005

Tradition

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"

Sam : "She's a woman".

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():little johnny (1883): Missing


Posted by WhlteFlre on 09-Aug-2005

Missing

A boy walks in on his parents having sex.

Curious, he asks "What are you doing?"

Dad replies, "You know how you always wanted a little brother? I'm putting one in your mom."

The next day the dad comes home and sees the his son crying on the porch and he asks, "What's wrong?"

The kid answers, "Remember how you put my brother in mommy last night? Well, the mailman came by today and ate it!"

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():little johnny (1883): Drink?


Posted by Nathan J. Boy on 09-Aug-2005

Drink?

Why did the guy sprinkle coconut on his dick?

So his wife could have a Penis Colada.

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():little johnny (1883): My Mom is better


Posted by Shelly Mclaughlin on 09-Aug-2005

My Mom is better

Two little boys were arguing.

"My father is better than your father!"

"No he's not!"

"My brother is better than your brother!"

"No he's not!"

"My mother is better than your mother!"

The second boy paused. "Well I guess you've got me there. My father says the same thing."

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():little johnny (1883): Defeat


Posted by supachick on 09-Aug-2005
Defeat
TEACHER: Use "defeat," "defense" and "detail" in a sentence.

PUPIL: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.

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():little johnny (1883): Real Vs Fake


Posted by Rachael Barbutes on 09-Aug-2005
Real Vs Fake
Once little Johnny went into a shop he took a toy plane and gave the shopkeeper fake money.

So, the shopkeeper told him, "Hey you, this ain't real money."

Little Johnny (continues walking out of the shop) didn't reply.

The shopkeeper said the same thing and the same thing happened.

The third time the shopkeeper called him, Little Johnny said "What?"

The shopkeeper said, "This aint real money."

Little Johnny finally said, "And this aint a real plane."

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