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| Posted by ryan j on 09-Aug-2005 | IncestThe game the whole family can play.
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| Posted by Adam E. Hinkhouse on 09-Aug-2005 | TransvestiteA guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
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| Posted by Gurneet Mayal on 09-Aug-2005 | VirginityA big issue over a little tissue.
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| Posted by Ringmaster on 09-Aug-2005 | EternityThe last two minutes of a football game.
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| Posted by Jennelle R. Mendelson on 09-Aug-2005 | YogurtSemi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated
and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods
that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other
two are goulash and squid.
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| Posted by Andy N. Arena on 09-Aug-2005 | TheThe people who think your children are wonderful even though they're
sure you're not raising them right.
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| Posted by Paul J. Targonski on 09-Aug-2005 | AA gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically
burns toast.
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| Posted by Jim Smith on 09-Aug-2005 | OS/2Obsolete Soon, Too
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| Posted by bob b. bobs on 09-Aug-2005 | Playboy
One who shortens the day by lengthening his night.
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| Posted by Lion King on 09-Aug-2005 | TheThe first word spoken by children with older siblings.
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| Posted by Alex on 09-Aug-2005 | HemorrhageAn amount of blood loss which threatens the viability
of the patient, and the composure of the attending physician.
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| Posted by iRiShBaBi Smith on 09-Aug-2005 | Grocery ListA piece of paper you spent half an hour writing, and then forgot to
take with you to the store.
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| Posted by Bill Clinton on 09-Aug-2005 | ComingComing back to life as a hillbilly.
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| Posted by J R on 09-Aug-2005 | Noah'sNoah's wife.
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| Posted by mike palermo on 09-Aug-2005 | AnAn ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of
weather we are having.
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| Posted by estelle on 09-Aug-2005 | ConfidenceThe feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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| Posted by Chapane on 09-Aug-2005 | Software UpgradeA replacement of old bugs with new bugs.
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| Posted by Chris Gyorkos on 09-Aug-2005 | The wifeThe wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com
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| Posted by Rebecca j. Mallett on 09-Aug-2005 | Eclipse \e-klips'\:Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
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