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Traffic Light...

Traffic Light: Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

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	():funny definitions (324): ADULT: A

Posted by Dylan on 09-Aug-2005

ADULT: A

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

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	():funny definitions (324): Snowplow...

Posted by austin l. sprunger on 07-Aug-2005

Snowplow...

Snowplow: A mechanical device used to fill in the end of your driveway as soon as you finish shoveling it.

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	():funny definitions (324): Clearasol...

Posted by cutegirl4u on 07-Aug-2005

Clearasol...

Clearasol: Effective sunspot remover.

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	():funny definitions (324): Exercise...

Posted by Sexy Chicana on 07-Aug-2005

Exercise...

Exercise (verb): To walk up and down a mall. occasionally resting to make a purchase

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	():funny definitions (324): Foreploy...

Posted by Brent Salfen on 07-Aug-2005

Foreploy...

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

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