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():funny definitions (324): Traffic Light...


Posted by Big_Robinski on 07-Aug-2005

Traffic Light...

Traffic Light

Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

   

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():funny definitions (324): ADULT: A


Posted by Dylan on 09-Aug-2005

ADULT: A

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Snowplow...


Posted by austin l. sprunger on 07-Aug-2005

Snowplow...

Snowplow

A mechanical device used to fill in the end of your driveway as soon as you finish shoveling it.

   

4 people have rated this joke:
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():funny definitions (324): Clearasol...


Posted by cutegirl4u on 07-Aug-2005

Clearasol...

Clearasol

Effective sunspot remover.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Exercise...


Posted by Sexy Chicana on 07-Aug-2005
Exercise...
Exercise (verb)

To walk up and down a mall. occasionally resting to make a purchase

   

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():funny definitions (324): Foreploy...


Posted by Brent Salfen on 07-Aug-2005
Foreploy...
Foreploy

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

   

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