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():funny definitions (324): Trapezoid...


Posted by leelu on 07-Aug-2005

Trapezoid...

Trapezoid

A device for catching zoids.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Enema


Posted by Mulder lover (I'm Scully) on 09-Aug-2005

Enema

A goose with a gush.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Baroque...


Posted by Cujo on 07-Aug-2005

Baroque...

Baroque (adj.):

When you are out of Monet.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Prime Numbers


Posted by Kevin McGee on 09-Aug-2005

Prime Numbers

Hugh Hefner's phone book.
   

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():funny definitions (324): The wife


Posted by Chris Gyorkos on 09-Aug-2005
The wife
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

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():funny definitions (324): A


Posted by Cara A. Wegimont on 09-Aug-2005
A
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry
shoes into it.


   

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