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| Posted by Ivan Borka on 09-Aug-2005 | Doctors visitTwo old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital.
The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample."
The old man says, "What?"
So the doctor says it again.
Once again the old man says, "what?"
So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!"
With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"
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| Posted by Alex Martin on 14-Aug-2005 | Pharmacy BanditsThree men held up the local pharmacy. They stole the entire
supply of Viagra. Police are now looking for three hardened
criminals.
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| Posted by Sara Bernabeo on 09-Aug-2005 | cameraPolaroid has a new camera they call a hemaroid , takes shitty pictures and anyone can operate it.
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| Posted by luke on 09-Aug-2005 | Best place for PackiQ: if Packeys weren't taxi driver's, where would be the next best place for them to be?
A: Face first in the bottom of the fuckin Atlantic!
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| Posted by Bec on 14-Aug-2005 | things to do in a hotel1) smear peanut butter all over the public restroom floor!
2)spill lemonade on the sheets, after it doesnt lQQK like
lemonade
3) Go to the fronk desk constantly asking for toilet paper
4) When a maid comes to clean your room call the front desk and
tell them that their isa phsyco at you door trying to get
in(lock the door), then give a description,ex. a middle-agd
spanish lady, with a cart, about 4'5, sayin words that seem t
be" Room Service"
5) dial random numbers saying your the police and theres a bomb
in your room, tell them to evacuate immediantly
6) clog the toilets numerious times!
7) unplug your t.v. then call room seriveand tell them your t.v.
is not working, then when they try plugging it in ask them how
to change the colors!
8) pour fish into the pool
9) pee all over the toilet seat, and the floor , and see what
the mids say!
10)go fishing in the pool( USE REAL LIVE WORMS)
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