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| Posted by Ivan Borka on 10-Aug-2005 | TWO BEAR HUNTERSTwo men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out
looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running
for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him
with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell
flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into
the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You
skin this one while I go and get another one!"
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| Posted by anna hindu on 10-Aug-2005 | Amish waterWhy don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
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| Posted by Dr.16 on 10-Aug-2005 | Bad golfer and a bad skydiverwhat's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
bad golfer: whack! "s***!"
bad skydiver: "s***!!" whack!!
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| Posted by LilSexyDevil13 on 10-Aug-2005 | NASCARDid you know racecar spelled backwards is racecar?
Who says NASCAR isn't educational?
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| Posted by Shirley Chan on 10-Aug-2005 | Condom BowlHave you noticed that the "Super Bowl" this year sounds more like the "Condom
Bowl"?
Titans vs. Rams.
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| Posted by Ross Monkey on 10-Aug-2005 | Bait my hookWith the advent of Spring in the US, a lot of avid fishermen are already out
there trying their luck. My sister-in-law's husband is probably one of the most
rabid around. Returning from a day of fishing near the Chesapeake Bay Bridge I
asked him if they were biting. He replied, "Were they? I had to lie down in the
boat just to bait my hook!"
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