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| Posted by BaByGuRLovesBaByTiGeR on 08-Aug-2005 | Two guys walk into a barTwo guys walk into a bar. The third one, however, was smart enough to duck. ;)
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| Posted by Ano M. Miller on 13-Aug-2005 | Badmintonmy dog minton ate two shuttlecocks
Bad Minton Bad Minton!
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| Posted by preston l. allen on 13-Aug-2005 | Yo houseYo house is so dirty that the roaches and rats are scared to come in
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| Posted by chad t. colarelli on 13-Aug-2005 | Stupid but funny
A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR.
WHAT WAS THE 1ST WORD
HE SAID.............
OUCH
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| Posted by kaitlyn on 13-Aug-2005 | OldYour so old you pee rust and fart dust
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| Posted by Xandi on 08-Aug-2005 | gorrillaIt was closing time at the local sports-oriented pub and the only people left there were the bar keep, a drunk, and a gorilla standing in the corner. The barkeep looks at the drunk and said, "Wanna see something neat?"
He whistled to the gorilla, the gorilla came over and stood in front of the bar keep. The barkeep lightly tapped the gorrilla on the head with a small plastic bat he kept behind the bar, immediately the gorrilla dropped to his knees and gave the man a blow job.
When he was done, the barkeep looked at the drunk and said, "Wanna try it?"
The drunk said, "Sure, just don't hit me too hard with the bat!"
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