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| Posted by Chuckler on 14-Aug-2005 | Two old menOne day two old men decided to go to London. That meant that they will
have to take a bus to the nearest town and catch a train there,they never
went on a train before. To eat on the journey they brought bananas, they
haven't eaten bananas before, either. On the train one of them decided to
eat his banana just as the train entered a tunnel.
"Did you eat your banana yet?" asked the man who ate his banana.
"No" replied his partner.
"Well don't, I just ate mine and went blind for a few minutes"
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| Posted by Bill D. Williams on 14-Aug-2005 | SantaAs a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And
what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then
gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?!"
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| Posted by David S. Cornwell on 14-Aug-2005 | Visit Between the HolidaysIf your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I
visit you between the holidays?
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| Posted by Marco The Great on 14-Aug-2005 | Hillbillies on HalloweenWhat do hillbillies do on Halloween?
Pump kin.
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| Posted by Wicked_draven69 on 14-Aug-2005 | Gothic Prostitutes and SantaThere were three gothic girls walking down the street. Santa
notices and says," Aren't you wearing any bright colors instead
of dark." The girls said," Because we're the THREE GOTHICS
PROSTITUTES!" Suddenly, Santa is laughing his head off and then,
his pants fall off. The prostitutes mouths are wide open and
they colaspe onto the sidewalk. Santa says," I better go and
take them to my workshop and get a good workout." In the end,
the three gothic prostitutes become Santa's sexual playmates for
all eternity. Ended by being druged up and brainwashed.
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| Posted by tanisha on 11-Aug-2005 | How to cook a Turkey...How to cook a Turkey...
- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out
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