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| Posted by Giselle DaSilva-Martins on 14-Aug-2005 | Unique RabbitQ: How do you catch a unigue Rabbit
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit
A: Tame way
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| Posted by Canadian seven seven eight on 14-Aug-2005 | Hamburger CowA hungry cow walked into a Butcher shop.
"Boy, Do I feel like a hamburger." he said.
"You should." said the Butcher with a evil grin.
and the cow was never seen again....
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| Posted by Betsy on 14-Aug-2005 | Angry piggy in the orchardThe angry piggy went to steal some cherries. It entered the
orchard and climbed a cherry tree and started to eat...
The ranger sees the angry piggy and shouts to it: "What the heck
are you doing up there?". The angry piggy answered: "I'm eating
apples!"
The ranger: "Don't try to foul me, you're up in a cherry tree!"
The angry piggy: "Yeah, but i brought apples with me from
home..."
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| Posted by Eric Skinner on 14-Aug-2005 | DogsWhy do dogs have fur coats?
So they don't fur-eeze!
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| Posted by Nina! on 14-Aug-2005 | 3 Penguins3 Penguins walk into a bar. The first one walks into the bar and
passes out. The second one walks into the bar and he, too,
passes out. The third one walks into the bar and after he passes
out a guy watching says, "Gee, I thought the third guy would
have ducked!"
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| Posted by David J. Nicholson on 14-Aug-2005 | intimate bunnysWhy cant you hear 2 rabbits making love?
cause they have cotton balls
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