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| Posted by chips on 13-Aug-2005 | Ur so dumbur so dumb you tried to sit in the corner of a round room
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():nerd jokes (650): There were three men on a deserted island.... |
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| Posted by Mr. Bump N' Grind on 13-Aug-2005 | There were three men on a deserted island....There were three men on a deserted island. As they walke across this island they came to a magician and a magic slide.
The magician said "as you slide down yell out a beverage of your choice and you will get it at the end."
The first man went down and yelled "water" and landed into a giant glass of water.
The second man slid down and said "gatorade" and landed in a cup of gatorade.
The third man slid down and said "WEEEEEEE"
Well you should get the picture.
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| Posted by Craig R. Irvine on 13-Aug-2005 | PennsylvianiaYou know your in Pennsylviania when the tar patching jobs on the road look like sizmic readings.
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| Posted by Hope moynahan on 13-Aug-2005 | RetartedTheir was a retarted kid and today is 1st day of school.So he sais gotta go schoo!so he goes out and waits for the bus it passes.so the next day he stands out and sais gotta go schoo got ride bus!so he waves at the bus the bus still passes him.so the next day he stands in the middle of the road and the bus driver runs over the kid and runs over him agaian and agian a cop se`s it ans says sir why did you run the kid over the man says da muf***er been makin fun of me allweak!!
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| Posted by cathy b on 13-Aug-2005 | ScrewedTheres a woman on the beach with no arms and no legs.....She starts crying. A man walks over to her and says Miss whats wrong?....She says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been hugged. So he picks her up and gives her a hug.....He walks off and she starts crying again. He walks back over and says whats wrong now?.. she says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been kissed....SO he picks her up and kisses her and lays her back down. He walks off and she starts crying again. He walks over and says now whats wrong.?..She says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been screwed...So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says now your screwed!
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| Posted by Penguin66 on 13-Aug-2005 | Just a jokeThey are one hundred and 12 monkeys. 50 monkeys are eating.48 monkeys are playing in the trees, 12 monkeys are fighting and a very dumb monkey is reading this passage.
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