|
|
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by XX2Gurly4UXX on 14-Aug-2005 | VacationSanta Clause, The Easter Bunny, and a Lepercon all go on a
vacation. They are all drivin in the car when they all have to
go to the bathroom so they pull over at this hotel. They all go
inside and the Lepercon asked the secritary when the bathroom
is.
The Secretary says it's down the hall and to the left, but it's
haunted.But the Lepercon really has to go so he does anyway. So
he go's into the bathroom. Then all of a sudden a ghost pops out
of nowhere and says I'm the ghost say's "I'm the ghost of
Lamborgini I'll cut off your balls and eat your weiny."The
Lepercon just ran out of the bathroom and ran away as quick as
he could. Then The Easter Bunny wasn't goin to go in but he
really had to so he did. Then when he got in there the ghost
said "I'm the ghost of Lamborgini I'll cut off your ball and eat
your weiny." And then the Easter Bunny runs off. So then Santa
say's "I really have to go to the bathroom." so he goes in and
then the ghost says again "I'm the ghost of Lamborgini I'll cut
off your balls and eat your weiny." Santa replies, "I'm the
ghost of Christmas Past you touch my ball I kick your ass."
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
| Posted by assyrian king on 14-Aug-2005 | Friendly HawaiiWhy are Hawaiians considered to be so friendly?
They can hardly wait until you get off the plane to give you a lei.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Adam Schell on 14-Aug-2005 | Big CigarOne day there was a newly wed couple driving down the highway. Two truck
drivers were also driving down that same highway. The passenger in the
truck said "I have to take a shit!" "We're not stopping!" said the driver.
"Stick your ass out the window and shit." So the man did, but the driver
rolled the window up and squeezed his butt-cheeks together! Then the
newlywed couple drove by and the woman said, "honey, look at the big cigar
that guy's smoking!"
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Bruce Henry on 14-Aug-2005 | Three men and a group of canibalsThere was a French man, a German man and an American man. They
were all travelling together on a far off island looking for
treasure. They soon ran into a group of canibals who wished to
eat them. The leader spoke up and said:
"Here, you may kill yourselves with a weapon of your choice,
then we shall eat you and save your skins to make our canoes."
The French man said "Here's to all the wine in Bordeaux, from my
wonderful country," then he shot himself in the head.
The German man said "Here's to all the beautiful women in my
beloved country," then he stabed himself through the heart.
The American said "Here's so that you can't make me into a
canoe," then he stabbed himself several times all over his body
with a fork.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by eric on 14-Aug-2005 | The Japenese and the AmericanAn American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA,
when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of '-ese'
are you?"
The Japanese, confused and replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you
mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of '-ese' are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yell, "What kind of -ese are you? Are
you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc..."
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I'm a Japanese!".
A while later, the Japanese turned to the American and asked, "What kind
of '-key' are you?"
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What you mean what kind of '-key' I am?"
The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee?"
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Da MaN D on 14-Aug-2005 | UngabungaThree guys get stranded on a island after crashing their boat
were captured by the native tribe. A man who appeared to be
their leader or chief approached the first guy and asked him
with his firm and manly voice, "Do you want death or Ungabunga?"
The man thought to himself for a minute and replied, "Well I
don't want to die, so I'll take Ungabunga," not knowing what
Ungabunga meant. The Leader announces to his people,
"Ungabunga!" Then all of a sudden hundreds of men start running
to the guy and start raping him, shouting, "Ungabunga!
Ungabunga! Ungabunga!"
The chief then goes to the second guy and says, "Do you want
death or Ungabunga?" The guy thinks to himself for a few minutes
and replies, "I don't want to die. I'll take Ungabunga."
"UngaBunga! Ungabunga! Ungabunga!" The Indians shouted as they
all raped him.
The Chief then goes to the third guy and says, "Do you want
death or Ungabunga?" The man replies, "I'd rather die than take
Ungabunga. I'll take death." The chief then climbs a rock where
he is visible to all the tribe members. "DEATH..............."
He shouts, "BY UNGABUNGA!!!"
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
