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():funny definitions (324): Vandalism


Posted by tabitha on 09-Aug-2005

Vandalism

Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Tongue


Posted by QuikSilver on 09-Aug-2005

Tongue

A variety of meat.



Rarely served as it clearly
crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of
dead cow.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Slowpoke


Posted by death_tortiose on 09-Aug-2005

Slowpoke

How turtles make love.
   

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():funny definitions (324): What


Posted by Tiger Fly on 09-Aug-2005

What

What you use when your peter backs out
before your back peters out.

   

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():funny definitions (324): clue-by-four


Posted by Dick Day on 09-Aug-2005
clue-by-four
A large, heavy, blunt object used to forcibly inject
clues into those who have proven otherwise clue-resistant.



Sometimes this is done by inducing unconsciousness, thereby raising the
clue level in a subject who was formerly negatively clued.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Noah's


Posted by J R on 09-Aug-2005
Noah's
Noah's wife.

   

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