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| Posted by Michael R. Shocket on 11-Aug-2005 | VanillaA lady walks into a store and asks the clerk for a gallon of vanilla, a gallon of chocolate and a gallon of strawberries the clerk says i dont have any chocolate so the lady says ok ill take a quart of each and the clerk tells her again i dont have any chocolate so the lady asks for a pint of each and now the clerk is getting really mad and he tells her to spell the "van" in vanilla so she goes v-a-n so the clerk goes spell the stracw in strawberries so she goes s-t-r-a-w and the clerk goes spell the fuck in chocolate and the lady goes there is no fuckin chocolate and the clrek goes thats what i've been trying to tell you!
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| Posted by Cheryl L. Harrison on 09-Aug-2005 | Food one-linerSign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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| Posted by Zalman Puchkoff on 08-Aug-2005 | Crummy DayWhy did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt pretty crummy!
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():food jokes (113): Ten Top Ways to Annoy Your Waiter |
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| Posted by Earl the man on 13-Aug-2005 | Ten Top Ways to Annoy Your WaiterTop ten ways to annoy your waiter
From the Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, January 13, 1995 with revisions made by John Insor.
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"
7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".
6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"
5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"
1. Three words: eat the check.
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| Posted by Chapane on 08-Aug-2005 | CHEESE THAT ISNT YOURSWHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISNT YOURS?
NACHO CHEESE!
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| Posted by Lees on 11-Aug-2005 | Most dangerous Food!A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode the stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG, and few of us realize the long-term harm caused by the pollutants in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."
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